The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
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Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.
All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.