Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What eye wooden do for a prosthetic eyeball.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I don’t own a big house, but at least I have my legs, ie two man shins.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Mountaineering? You might hurt your feet if you climb Krakatoa.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
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