Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
anatomy
If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.
I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recentĀ in-vent shin.
One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.
Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.

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