Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.
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(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Proctology guideliness are too doctor-anal. They could benefit from a bottoms-up approach.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.
(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
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