anatomy

I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.

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SLENDER BENDER

Dear Pun Gents, we are two girls and one guy in a weight loss competition. Donation made! ~Owen, Bonita Springs, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Riddish Pounds
  2. If Looks Could Kilo
  3. Loss of Physics
  4. We Love Handles Messiah
  5. Weight to Go
  6. No Mo Mayo Clinic
  7. Skinnisiology
  8. SizeMic
  9. Thinaman Hearts
  10. Slender Bender
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JUGGERNAUT

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for a jug curling tournament. Our friend’s team is called Nice Jugs. Something provocative would be great. ~Ryan, Ottawa, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. You Don’t Have the Stones
  2. We’re no Rockheads
  3. Skips and Juggles
  4. Jugular
  5. Jugger Naughty
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CORNEA JOKES

Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and I’m looking for a pun theme for our fancy annual party called ‘Eyeball’ (e.g. eyeland of enchantment, apple of my eye). Thank you! ~Sarah, St. Louis, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This Ball is Ophthal Wall
  2. Tropical Eye Lens Theme
  3. Under the See
  4. Naughty Pupils
  5. Myopium
  6. A Blinkin’
  7. Dilate M for Murder
  8. The Glauc of the Irish
  9. Smooth Lacrimals
  10. Lasik Sunday
  11. Macula Conception
  12. Nystag Party
  13. Vitreous is Sweet
  14. Get in the Zonule
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Hear about the woman who wore a toupee in place of a bra? She was involved in a major rug bust.

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