If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...WHO WANTS TO BE A BRAZILIAN HAIR?
Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a name for my Waxing and Beauty lounge that I am opening. I would like a pun off of something waxing-related: strip, wax, rip, smooth, etc. I do all body waxing and specialize in Brazilians! ~Cora, Milwaukee, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rip Van Pinkle
- VaJaycation
- Smooth Lover
- Baby got Wax
- Alablaster
- Hairoine [Heroine]
- Hair Her Roar
- Body House
- Hotbot
- The Beach Strip
- Jesus Shaves
- Brazilian Dollar Shavy
- Braz ma Tazz
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Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for several slogans for a new mobile massage company in Ca. Will be tweeting 2-4X per week. View the website at elevateinhome.com
60-120 minute massages to your home, office, hotel door. No happy endings, purely legit. We are competing with two established companies, but adding extras like custom music playlists, in-home chef prepared meal. No sexual innuendo please. THANKS! ~David J
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- We put the rest in stressed
- Pressure luck
- We’re Hands Some
- Kneadful things
- Knot a Problem
- Above the Rest
- We knead your business
- We can help you with that pain ting
- Relax with real acts
- There Therapy
- Everybody must get hot stoned
- Shiatsu happens
- Go for a Tuina hand-wich
- Go for a Hot Cup of Jo [if you have a therapist named Jo]
- Rolfing makes me ROLFMAO
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...You get pimples during puberty. That’s what happens during a gross spurt.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I often stare at massive jugs. Sure, some criticize me – but I like to see the big pitcher.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t believe many people who can’t speak actually ‘have a frog in the throat‘ – the evidence is just a neck toadal.
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Dear Pun Gents, we are two girls and one guy in a weight loss competition. Donation made! ~Owen, Bonita Springs, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Riddish Pounds
- If Looks Could Kilo
- Loss of Physics
- We Love Handles Messiah
- Weight to Go
- No Mo Mayo Clinic
- Skinnisiology
- SizeMic
- Thinaman Hearts
- Slender Bender
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for a jug curling tournament. Our friend’s team is called Nice Jugs. Something provocative would be great. ~Ryan, Ottawa, ON
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- You Don’t Have the Stones
- We’re no Rockheads
- Skips and Juggles
- Jugular
- Jugger Naughty
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