If Monet avoided both situps and jogging, would that make him an abs/track repressionist?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading... (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
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