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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

Visit punoff.com.

See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘e-commerce’:

12/15/14

RETAILIATOR

Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting up an online reselling business and would like a catchy/smart name for it. I would like it to be a pun or play on words if possible. I like names that are formed by putting two words together, like Facebook. Thanks!¬†~Philip, Buford, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Re:Sale
  2. Smooth Sales
  3. SaleE-Inc [Salient?]
  4. Eddie Vender [Eddie Vedder]
  5. Retailiator
  6. ChainSale
  7. StuffDiving
  8. InStockExchange
  9. SaleMail [snail mail]
  10. SalePutty [silly putty]
  11. HipShop [Hip Hop]
  12. ShipShop
  13. WicketPedia
  14. GoodBuyGuys
  15. BuyGeorge
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06/21/11

When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”

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