What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Chemo-wasabe!
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s a fish’s favourite cheese?
Manta-ray jack!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
(43 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)Loading...Puns about liver: they may taste awful, but they’re chock full of iron-y.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Why would Castro enjoy a breakfast of poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and a side of potatoes?
ED: I dunno, why?
NED: ‘Cuz, he’s benedict tater!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s a lot of hedonism among tropical fruits. It’s always “Go, mango, guava good time!” But the next day they papaya the piper.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.
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