Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The hobo asked me for some tequila, but I told him ‘Agave at the office.’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
Stroganoff!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do vegetarians have no sense of humour?
Because they are irony deficient!
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Why should you never add seasoning to Ethiopian food?
Because that would just add-in salt to injera.
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