Hear about the diet soft drink for Boomers?
Empty Nestea.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Eating a quantity of fruit every day is of pear-amount importance.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I mashed together chick peas and apples and the resulting gooey mixture was poisonous. I guess I’m a hummus cider maniac.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
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