Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
food and drink
Overeating at a buffet is an expansive proposition.
What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.
When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.
I don’t feel hungry when I see a Belgian waffle; I feel absolutely Flemished!
Never insult the patriarch of a vietnamese soup restaurant – it would be a pho pa.
Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?
No, they just gaufre it!
I was charged $200 for dinner last night. I think I got plate.
Avocado’s Number: The amount of particles in a guaco mole.
Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?


