A new sovereign nation has appeared quite Sudanly.
geography
Which Middle Eastern country is most Jamaican? Ye men.
I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.
I wanted to start up a bank, so I moved to an island.
True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
ROLLING IN DOHA
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team at work. We are a drilling team that drill gas wells offshore. ~CD, Doha, Qatar
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rolling in Doha
- The Qataracts: We Strike You Blind
- The Drillionaires
- Offshore Things
- The Spillage People
- Power Ball Lads
- A Spare a Gas
- Gas Spare Tame? [yikes]
MCRONI
Dear Pun Gents, see what you can do with Manchester; namely the M’C’R. I’ve already exhausted the emcee’s are puns …anyways hope to hear from you soon. ~Ed, Glucoseville
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- I M C R ious!
- An odd fellow grew breasts and then fused them together. He played for Man-Chesty United.
- I am blind when it comes to women. I’m a man seer.
Many Asian cities can be frustrating, but not Saigon.
Four new Puns on Demand filled!
Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?
Juneau.
I wouldn’t stand a chance competing in Vientiane Idol. It’s a Lao sing proposition!