Barack O’Bahama was the first Irish president of a Caribbean country.
geography
I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.
Good-looking women are not what they seem, in Belarus.
ROLLING IN DOHA
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team at work. We are a drilling team that drill gas wells offshore. ~CD, Doha, Qatar
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rolling in Doha
- The Qataracts: We Strike You Blind
- The Drillionaires
- Offshore Things
- The Spillage People
- Power Ball Lads
- A Spare a Gas
- Gas Spare Tame? [yikes]
MCRONI
Dear Pun Gents, see what you can do with Manchester; namely the M’C’R. I’ve already exhausted the emcee’s are puns …anyways hope to hear from you soon. ~Ed, Glucoseville
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- I M C R ious!
- An odd fellow grew breasts and then fused them together. He played for Man-Chesty United.
- I am blind when it comes to women. I’m a man seer.
Many Asian cities can be frustrating, but not Saigon.
Four new Puns on Demand filled!
NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”
Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?
Juneau.
Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
I wouldn’t stand a chance competing in Vientiane Idol. It’s a Lao sing proposition!