After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
inventions
I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recentĀ in-vent shin.
The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.
After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recentĀ in-vent shin.
The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.