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08/23/2023

My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.

(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

07/31/2023

Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

05/31/2023

Is the goddess of wisdom against all we stand for?

Yes, she’s an athena.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

11/19/2021

King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

PLAGUE IT AGAIN, SAM

11/26/2010

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a news article on the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin for both a tabloid and a broadsheet but I dont know what the two headlines should be, please could you help me with some clever puns? ~Greg, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Plague it Again, Sam
On a Fluting Spree
Rattaboy!
The Verminator
He Just Rodent To Town…
Now Appearing on Kids Row

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)