NED: I guess I’m a pretty poor sport.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when the coach refuses to play me, I scream like a benchee!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I lost my French grammar exercise book
ED: Yippee cahiers.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird!
ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED: I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...NED: What’s a river rodent’s favourite TV show?
ED: Leave it to Beaver?
NED: No, Welcome Back Otter!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Why are the inheritors of writing instrument empire fortunes always from the middle east?
ED: Because they’re heir ‘o Bic.
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