NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!
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(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have a knocker on my house door.
ED: Really. You have a knocker.
NED: Does that impress you?
ED: Yes. You deserve the No Bell prize.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I saw a guy shove his foot up his nose.
ED: That’s disgusting. Let’s get off the toepic…
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I thought I saw a walrus on the beach!
ED: Nah, that was just a seal lyin’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Someone stole rosemary from my garden!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes – I feel quite dissed herbed!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Remember that goodlooking amputee from last night?
ED: Yeah – she really cauterize!
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