NED: I thought I saw a walrus on the beach!
ED: Nah, that was just a seal lyin’.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Someone stole rosemary from my garden!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes – I feel quite dissed herbed!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Remember that goodlooking amputee from last night?
ED: Yeah – she really cauterize!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I guess I’m a pretty poor sport.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when the coach refuses to play me, I scream like a benchee!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I lost my French grammar exercise book
ED: Yippee cahiers.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
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