NED: You know, I’m friends with some of the fattest people alive.
ED: Well, bless your good fourchin!
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Ned and Ed
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Would you sleep with one of your relatives?
ED: Only if I had a nap kin.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Hear about the cock-fight at the Mexican bar?
ED: No…
NED: They were drinking penis-collideas!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Who’s yo daddy?
ED: Huh?
NED: I said – who’s yo daddy?
ED: Funny, I thought it was a parent…
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Remember that goodlooking amputee from last night?
ED: Yeah – she really cauterize!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
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