NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: My arms and legs are bubbling over!
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true, I have limb-foama!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I lost my French grammar exercise book
ED: Yippee cahiers.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: You know, I’m friends with some of the fattest people alive.
ED: Well, bless your good fourchin!
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