NED: Why would Castro enjoy a breakfast of poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and a side of potatoes?
ED: I dunno, why?
NED: ‘Cuz, he’s benedict tater!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
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(12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...NED: I saw a guy shove his foot up his nose.
ED: That’s disgusting. Let’s get off the toepic…
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird!
ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...NED: Why are the inheritors of writing instrument empire fortunes always from the middle east?
ED: Because they’re heir ‘o Bic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
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