Puns about liver: they may taste awful, but they’re chock full of iron-y.
puns about puns
A punster’s preferred medium is wrought irony.
Chicken puns are absolutely fowl.
A pointless pun is a yawn sequitur.
Puns about feminism are a setback for women’s glib.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
Photographers don’t like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter.
Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
Puns about exploding cows? Absolutely tear a bull.
NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!


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