Tree puns are very poplar.
Hear about the superhero, ‘Wood-Man’? He had an alder ego – known as Spruce Wayne.
Which tree reproduces lustily? Cedar.
Does the captain of a wooden canoe take the elm?
Fir trees are always warm.
NED: My Asian friend and his midget sidekick also love trees…
ED: Who’s that – Wee Ping and Will Lo?
What did the vegetarian order at McDonald’s? SuMac.
Don’t climb a redwood – that counts as high treesin’.
Do embarrassed trees turn a shade of oakre?
“Tree bien! Unbeleafable!”
The jury in the deforestation case was sequoiastered.
The man who threw a Cabbage Patch toy at the spruce was accused of idolatry.