JOG THE MEMORY

Dear Pungents, I need a few good puns about cross-country running. ~Will, Atlanta, Georgia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Diarrhea afflicts cross country athletes a lot: it’s a case of the runs.
  2. Cross-country runners love to chase trail.
  3. How do runners get to work? They take the terrain.
  4. Running amid sharp branches could cut open your jogular.
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SEE YOU IN HALOGEN!

Dear Pungents, a politically correct but still amusing pun for the element bromine, for a class assignment. ~Chloe, Fernandina Beach

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bromine is the only liquid non-metal: that takes a lot of peri audacity.
  2. I decided to take potassium bromide after a convulsation with my doctor.
  3. Leaving bromine in a room full of iodides is a oxidant waiting to happen.
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ELLIPTICAL BOHR BITS

Dear Pungents, I need something about Niels Bohr, preferably a physics joke. ~Samantha, Dallas-Forth Worth, Texas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kneels Boar was known for fellating pigs. He was insecure about his manhood, especially compared to Max Planck.
  2. Bohr disagreed with Einstein. After all, he New tons.
  3. He could have invented particle accelerators, but they were too Bohr-ring.
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