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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for October, 2015

10/31/15

If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you

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10/30/15

The 1970s were a period of great Disco very.

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10/29/15

What is Adam Ant made of? A: Adamantium.

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10/28/15

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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10/27/15

Anxiety is justified when it’s the qualm before the storm.

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10/26/15

The mob banging at my gates is a door rabble.

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10/25/15

Italian clowns are the most Rome antic.

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10/24/15

I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.

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10/23/15

The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.

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10/22/15

Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.

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