There’s a rom-com about a girl marrying an insurance agent, they call it Love, Actuarially
I flew all the way to Lima just to see an orthodontist. You might accuse me of acting in Peru dentally.
My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.
If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.
Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
Is it cold in a beehive? No, ‘swarm.
Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.
When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.