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All Puns for February, 2016


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02/29/16

There’s a rom-com about a girl marrying an insurance agent, they call it Love, Actuarially

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02/28/16

I flew all the way to Lima just to see an orthodontist. You might accuse me of acting in Peru dentally.

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02/27/16

My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.

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02/26/16

If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.

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02/25/16

Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.

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02/24/16

Another virus? I’m so Zika it.

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02/23/16

Is it cold in a beehive? No, ‘swarm.

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02/22/16

Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.

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02/21/16

The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.

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02/20/16

When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.

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