Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.
What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.“
You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.
Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.