The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Did Picasso make stained glass windows? Sorry, no Pablo in glaze.
(6 votes, average: 2.17 out of 5)Loading...I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
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