The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.
What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.“
You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.
Did Picasso make stained glass windows? Sorry, no Pablo in glaze.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.