Dear Gents, a group of my friends and I are in a Big Lebowski bowling tourney this weekend and need a team name. Any help? ~Jeff, Denver, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The Big Strikeowski
2. Flea our Wrath (We’re Good Gutter Players)
3. Spara Reid

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Dear Pungents, I would like a pun about a white chocolate bar called White Delight. ~Beci, Liverpool, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Cocoahead
2. Certainly whiter than Eminem’s…
3. Mt. Fudgey
4. Chocasian!

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Dear Pungents, something with the name ‘Melissa’ please. ~Melissa, Johor Bahru, Malaysia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

1. Melissa is so mean: she’s full of Melissa-essness.
2. Sikhs find her so attractive: she’s a Sikh-heating Melissa’l.
3. Melissa, my lass.

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Dear Pungents, an aggressive name for a roller derby skater using the word pixie or fairie. ~Mark

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Fairie Dangerous
2. The Pixie Dickheads
3. Pixie Your Nose.
4. Wheel Fairie You to Your Death.

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Dear Pungents, I need something related to special education; irreverant is ok! I have taught sp.ed. for 18 years and have a great sense of humor about it. ~Christine, Cleveland, Ohio

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Retarded amputee children have special knees.
2. ADHD kids love puns — they need their riddlin’ on a daily basis.
3. Special ed classrooms are very secure: they’re usually double- or triple-dolted.

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Dear Pungents, I am making saxophone section T-shirts for a marching band, and would love to include a one-liner pun about saxes. Thanks! ~Julie, Denver, Colorado

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Horny for a Blow
2. Pay for Sax? — Slip me a tenor!
3. We love phone-Sax
4. We reed music.
5. We toot our own horns.

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Dear Pungents, I need a 10-pin bowling team name. We are two guys and two girls; we’re in the legal department for Hilton Hotels and we have just been taken over by a group called Blackstone. ~John, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Wearing Pin Striked Suites
2. Balls Inn the Gutter
3. Spare Room at the Inn?

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Dear Pungents, I play Toontown and want to name my black cat “Inna Galaxy Fur Away” but it keeps getting rejected. Any help with a play on words would be appreciated. Thanks a million! ~Tina, Louisville, Kentucky

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Furrocious
2. Clawedball
3. CTRL-Tabby
4. Jack Black Cat

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Dear Pungents, I need some puns for categories on an email I am sending: classical is the first, then R&B; and soul, and hard rock and metal. ~Eve, Maidenhead

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Head of the Classical
2. Souler System
3. Hard Rock Abs
4. Breakfast at R&B;’s [Arby’s]
5. Gold Metal
6. Test Your Metal

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