Dear Pungents, a pun about Italian food please. ~Bluey, Petaling Jaya, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Veni vidi, vino – I came, I saw, I drank.”
2) “Do Italians make dog food? Yes – kenneloni!”
3) “Which dish is most addictive? Smackaroni and cheese.”
4) “What’s the riskiest Italian recipe? Ricotta, with your pants down!”
5) “You shouldn’t eat turtleini – it’s endangered.”
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Why do so many aboriginal cultures have a heavy emphasis on drumming? Because its full of cymbalism.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...It’s ok to bug a eunuch. They never get teste.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The agrarian state was oft criticized for being dependent on foreign soil.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
When mad cow sickness hit in Britain, some farmers viewed it as a cattleclismic event.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
In their daily brain-racking sessions, Pat and Rhain like to surround themselves with lots of herbal plants. (I think it’s the pungent aroma they give off.) They’ve noticed that during their really good sessions, the herbs also seem to flourish. That’s because thyme flowers when you’re having pun!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, We need a name for our boat which includes a reference to our dog – a Labrador. We’re stuck, and “Lab-Oar of Love” doesn’t quite cut it. ~R.J., Lake Forest, Illinois
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Waves labbing up against the dog
2) A boatiful dog
3) A Boat a Dog
4) Labbing it up!
5) Labia of Love
6) The Lab Oaratory
7) Blabbermouth
8) Label Fish (like babel fish)
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Stefan from Toronto:
The ophthalmologist had been a very good pupil. While others were raising glasses at his graduation, he lashed out: “Eye can’t think of anything cornea than a pun — people that don’t see the vitreous humour are so orb-tuse.
Unfortunately, we were stumped on what to do with ‘retina’…
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, a pun please about vacuum cleaners ~Dennis, Bozeman, Montana
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Do vacuum salesmen drive Hoovercrafts?”
2) “The wealthy owner of the septic-tank cleaning company ran a suck-cesspool operation.”
3) “Broken vacuum cleaners suffer from suck-ual frustration.”
4) “What’s a vacuum’s favourite author? Dustoyevsky.”
5) “Vacuum cleaner repairmen get so lonely. They’ve seen a lot of hose.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, could I please get a pun about math? ~Derek, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “What happens when you put together two rolls of single-ply toilet tissue? They multi-ply.”
2) “Which mathematician liked bearskin rugs? Fermat.”
3) “Before Leibniz and Newton, mathematicians were racist. There was no integration.” (play on words)
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