Ben from Toronto:
I had a band called ‘Bare necked laddies‘; it didn’t work though, we were always stretching it.
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If the Father, Son and Holy Ghost formed a country group, would they call themselves “the Holy Trinitty Gritty Dirt Band“?
The patron saint of mama’s boys would be St. Francis of Asissy.
Was the recently retired Cardinal Sin able to follow his moral compass?
Andrew says, “The last one may be obtuse – cardinal points on a map and all that.”
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What did the Pakistani immigrant living in Paris do when he was lonely and homesick?
He took a trip to Lahore.
Why did nobody believe the Mexican railroad-engineer-turned-politician when he said he just wanted to serve humanity?
Because, obviously, he had a loco motive.
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Dear Pungents, my brother Alan who lives in England turned 50 on May 10. A memorable pun might take his mind off me being late sending his card! He is very quiet until he has a few brews; his local pub is the Packet, which my dad and grandad went to as well. He is a huge Manchester United fan – can’t go to the games anymore because if they lose it puts him in a very bad mood. He’s currently in Egypt on a trip of a lifetime for his 50th; I don’t know if he heard an American has bought into his beloved team while he is away – can’t imagine that’ll make him happy – as much as he isn’t happy about turning 50. So give me a pun that will make him happy. Thanks! ~Yvonne, Oshawa, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Good ol’ Alan – he’s the Man U can depend on!”
2) “First they lose #7, and now the whole team’s sold to the Yanks? What the Becks is going on! But don’t cry – there’s no need for soccer bawling!”
3) “As dad and grandad would say, age 50 is no time to Packet in!”
4) “We can’t make fun of you now that you’re 50 – you’re no longer in your for-tease!”
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There is a rising new heart throb star crooner in Indonesia.
His name: Frank Sumatra.
Where do they confine offending neighbourhood gang members in Israel?
In Ehud Barak.
What is the natural phenomenon whereby bees transfer pollen from anthers to stigmas known in Tahiti, Tonga, Bora Bora and the Solomon Islands?
Polynesian.
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In the world of the apiary, its the queen who wields all the power, her partner, virtually none. Fed up with the situation, one little guy named Ernie decided to crack the hive wide open in a tell-all book he titled: The Impotence of Bee-King Earnest.
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says, “inspired by Calvin’s limerick about Allison“
There were two gents called Patty and Rhain
Blessed apundantly with witty brain
Destined to be the ones
To run website for puns
To publish our gems, bright or inane.
Also
What do you call a body builder who lives in one of Iraq’s holy cities?
A Mosulman.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ben from Toronto:
I am not watching the new Star Wars movie; there’s something about it that doesn’t sith well with me.
Ben says, “lame but walks ;-)”
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Why did the columnist fall for his assistant?
He had no choice, she was a fast type.
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What made the Americans finally yank their troops out of Vietnam?
They just found the war was getting really Hanoi-ing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Marc from Toronto:
What do you call a circus equine that’s been excessively twirled upon?
A pummelled horse!
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