DON’T DUE ME LIKE THAT?

Dear Pungents, I need something to describe having 15 four-hour (or longer) projects to do and everyone wanting them done all on the same day. ~Mike, Georgetown, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Project-ire vomiting
2) Time consume-me-ing!
3) Dreadlines
4) The Demandibles of Death
5) The Grim Report

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...

Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:

Brigg says, “Some geography puns dedicated to your latest punshine girl and fellow geographer.”

What is little-known superhero Captain Canada’s only weapon? The Canadian Shield.

When geographers can’t find what they’re looking for, do they shed a gazetteer?

Could a glacial explorer who was a fan of derrieres be said to ‘crevasse’? (you know,
‘crave ass’)

What do cartographers (i.e. mapmakers) use to chop wood? Y-axis, of course. (you know, ‘why, axes’)

Why does no one like rude cartographers? Because they’ve got a bad latitude.

Atlas, I’m finished.

Brigg also says, “I just googled Captain Canada, and he actually exists – who knew?”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...

Ben from Toronto:
What does a Peeping Tom think as he ends his day?
Home is the voyeur home from the see ..

Ben says, “adapted from ‘Home is the warrior home from the sea ….’Robert Louis Stevenson’s Requeim

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...

HOP ON THE BAND-DRAGON

Dear Pungents, I’m on a new dragon boat team representing The Duke of Edinburgh’s Award Holders Association. Check www.dukeofed.org to see what the Award is about. We’re looking for slogans for our team t-shirts to be worn in the Toronto Dragon Boat Festival. Thanks! ~Phil, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Dragon boating: Having a hull of a time.”

2) “The Ducks of Edinburgh – we paddle like quackheads.”

3) “From dragon to braggin’: Duke of Ed = first place.”

4) “The Duke’s Ducks – looking for a stroke of luck!”

5) “We have the Duke of Edinburgh – you other guys just have head-in-burrow.”

6) “Duke’s Dragons: Youth breathing fire down to the wire (not a pun).

7) “We’re on steer-oids!”

8) “Get your mind out of the rudder – full steam ahead.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...

Frank from Eldorado:
Why did the wife of the extremely hairy cross-dresser got annoyed with him?
Because he was wearing hersute.

If a person who eats vegetables is called a vegetarian, could a cannibal be called a humanitarian?

Frank says, “The second one isn’t a pun.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...