Ben from Toronto:
The air show – a sight for soar highs.

People ask me ‘Ben, why don’t you like golf?’ … I don’t know, there’s
something about it that’s off putting.

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Charlotte from Hamilton, Ontario:
What do you call a Greek friar who plays jazz?
Thessalonius Monk!

Charlotte says: “I was in my historical linguistics class this morning and thought of this. Obviously you have to know who Thelonious Monk is to get it, but I think most people do. Maybe not though. ps I love the new site design!”

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Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
If your dromedary broke down at the side of the road, would you have to call for a camel tow?
If Michael Jackson were currently on trial for a penchant toward bicycles, would that make him a pedalphile?


Brigg says: “In poor taste? Too risque? Perhaps.

Also-
“To begin thinking of my latest PunPals submission, I used the magic words: opun sesame.”

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PAR PARABLE

Dear Pungents, I am organizing a church (Baptist) golf tournament and would like a few puns to help advertise the event. ~Ron, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Fairway to Heaven”

2) “What wood would Jesus do?”

3) “Join our church golf tournament – competition will be steeple!”

4) “Get filled with the holey spirit!”

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CT from Toronto:
Why don’t people know what to do in a French Canadian restaurant?
Because it’s Quebec-‘quoi faire?’!

CT says: “yoiks.”

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