Frank from Eldorado:
It is obvious that the U.S. forces are successful in destroying Saddam Hussain’s regime in Iraq.
First they tracked down and killed the sons, Qusay and Uday, then they Bagged Dad.
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Would a night hawk‘s favourite New Age band be ‘Orkestrel Manoeuvres in the Dark’?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...John from Montreal:
I’m so sore after getting a massage in Egypt – I feel like I was run over by a Cairo tractor!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
Mr. Ross owns a company. It’s a mining company that deals exclusively in coal. But not just any coal, a special grade of coal, commonly referred to in the industry as ‘P’ coal. At the very large mine site, they have built a special system that transports the coal from the mine to the refinery in cars that run on a track.
So the question is, what have the miners affectionately called this transport system?
Why, the Ross Co. P-Coal Train, of course.
“Perhaps a little too much set up for that one. And maybe you have to be a Dukes of Hazzard fan.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
Calvin says, “It’s probably not true, but it’s all in the interest of a good pun right?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Joanna says, “not sure if this works….seeking your expert advice…be nice, I’m trying.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
A westerner was touring a monastery in Tibet, the home to its religious leader. He came across a room filled with trumpets. He asked a monk why the instruments should be in such a place. He said that before he became the Exalted One, their leader had wanted to be a jazz musician. “You mean…?” the westerner started. “Yes,” the monk nodded, knowingly,”these are the Horns of the Dalai Lama!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Panoramic from Toronto:
The undergrad was stumped on some matrix algebra. The
prof calmed him down saying “Don’t worry, eigendoit.“
Panoramic says, “Nerdy!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ben from Toronto:
What do I hate about family ‘feud’? The custardy battle!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Timo from Victoria:
Reporter asks the Quebec premier, “When you go to see the Queen will you
talk about Quebec separation?”
Premier: “Absolutely not! But when the butler shows up with refreshments
I’ll talk about sovereign tea.”
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