Ben from Toronto:
So what if the bird flu, I know birds can fly!
Ben says: “Don’t know if this qualifies as original; it’s something in the news these days and is punny in itself.”
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Dear Pungents, my first grand-daughter, Zoe, was born on Feb 10. She is an Aquarius, born in the year of the rooster. Her parents are the Smiths. Got any puns? ~ Ken, Ottawa, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “She was born in the year of the rooster – I know it because I’m a Zoe-ologist!”
2) “It’s the year of the cock, and Team Smith has added Zoe to their rooster.”
3) “Born in February, Zoe’s already got a zest for knowledge – I know she’ll be a-query-us child!”
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Dear Pungents, with the recent coverage of the Vatican’s decision to back exorcism studies for their priests, I was hoping you could give me some devilish puns! An exorcism course – what could’ve possessed them? ~ Joe, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “A man who’s possessed is also constipated – he’s got the loo-suffer!”
2) “Sick with demons? My grandma would have them gargoyle with salt water!”
3) “Exorcism course at Vatican U? Is that mandatory or hell-ective?”
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What tree bird’s breast shouldn’t you eat?
Think, a bough tit!
Marc says: “A mere apprentice of a pun.”
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Dear Pungents, I just read the Taiwan puns, and am hoping you can come up with something for Holland, where I am living and studying until July. ~ Kristen, Maastricht, Holland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “I took my bike with me on my trip. There is nothing better than Holland ass in a race!”
2) “Wooden you like to take home some clogs as a souvenir?”
3) “This country is so big. Some parts are so far out of the way they call them as the nether lands!”
4) Hear about the beaver that mated with the hamster? It started building hamster dams!
5) The inhabitants of Holland love to talk. After all, each citizen has two lips!
6) Those in the capital don’t seem to like the rest of the country. The rapper P-Diddy had to tell them, “Don’t Hague!”
[On a side note, this POD request was fulfilled and posted within 30 minutes of receipt]
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
If Dr. Seuss were to have a nightmare that Winnipeg didn’t exist, would he… dream ‘Peg’s a sham?
Brigg says: “Does this even count as a pun?”
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A man who farts in church will sit in his own pew.
Vroom says: “When I first came across your site, I thought what a bunch of losers. Then, when I visited the Punshine section, I thought ‘Dang, these guys really are losers; look at the hot ladies they have following them around.’… Ladies love the losers.”
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Dear Pungents, I’m living and teaching in Taiwan. I’d like some puns about Asia and Asian culture to share with my co-workers and some of my better students. Suggestions? ~ Kirk, Taichung, Taiwan
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Which personality type dominates Taiwan? Taipei!”
2) “Which eastern religion is most serious? Broodhism.”
3) “Do dogs in Asia drive Shitzubishis?”
4) “Were Chairman Moo’s policies an udder disaster?”
5) “Who attacked the Great Whale of China? The Shamu-rai!”
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Dear Pungents, I’m a tax lawyer putting together a team for a curling tournament at work. I need a team name that combines a “tax” theme with “curling”. Any suggestions? ~ Jay, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) The End-Rons (for four guys named ron) OR End-drawn Scandals
2) Fiscal and Sweepert
3) Frozen Assets
4) The Icy Taxticians
5) (Star Wars, Episode II:) A Tax of the Stones
6) The Broomocrats
7) Ministry of Fine Ends
8) (bonus:) When End-imals Attax!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sean from Toronto:
Why did the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model win the Fields Medal?
She was good in Algae-bra!
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