Nicki Minaj is a huge procrastinator, always gettin’ behind in her twerk.
celebrities
Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.
Dustin ‘Offman is a neat freak.
The ancient Egyptians were fans of Miley’s ancestor, who was also Osiris.
Most paparazzi are star-craving mad.
The second richest man in the world hates restaurants , and has even declared a war on buffets.
Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.
Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.
Only when the entire planet makes jokes about Billy Idol, will there be har mony.


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