If I hear any more Celine Dion, I’m going to climb the walls and Di on the ceiling.
celebrities
Miley Cyrus doesn’t haveĀ twerk another day in her life.
Which celebrity microwaves his hotdogs?
Frank Zappa.
Which celebrity is rudest when raking leaves? Kurt Russell
Kanye think of anything worse than a train wreck? A: Kim Car Crashian
What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
Moo-in-wok.
Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.
Bruce Lee was meant to be the greatest. It was man of fist destiny.
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.



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