The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The blind jazz singer had pimples. Does noticing that make me Ray cyst?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...A leper doesn’t change his spots.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the swine flu say to the seasonal flu? H1, N1ce to meet you!
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: My arms and legs are bubbling over!
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true, I have limb-foama!
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