I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static.
diseases
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Chemo-wasabe!
An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
What’s worse than Tourette’s? Blurtigo.
What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Asterrhoids.
Hear about the hobbled gynecologist, who couldn’t walk anywhere without crotches?
What’s worse than colour blindness?
Being chromatose.
The movie about pustules was a pox office smash.
Blind folks are the no see-est people.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.


(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)