Hear about the hobbled gynecologist, who couldn’t walk anywhere without crotches?
diseases
The movie about pustules was a pox office smash.
Blind folks are the no see-est people.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
After the Tuberculosis Society held a lavish fundraising banquet, their coughers were quite full.
PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
I never got into those Fifty Shades books. I have an eroto-immune disorder.


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