After the Tuberculosis Society held a lavish fundraising banquet, their coughers were quite full.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Which bacterial illness is often caught by celebrities?
A-listeriosis.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]
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