If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Which bacterial illness is often caught by celebrities?
A-listeriosis.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Canadians are alcoholics. They all belong to Eh Eh.
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