Frequent urination is the hallmark symptom of which STD?
Gone urea.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do you surgically remove bad memories?
Get a happendectomy.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
(12 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Every sanitorium should have a restaurant–to ensure its coughers are full.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
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