Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true Dr. Jack Kevorkian is a die-abet-ic?
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Those born in tooth-ows innate will have perpetual dental problems.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A leper doesn’t change his spots.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If I got a yeast infection, I wouldn’t complain. I don’t want to seem like a spore’s port.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...EXTREME INSULINS
Dear Pun Gents: The JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation) is starting a running club to train and do some races, with a marathon at the end of the season. We’re looking for a name. Some words to spark your sass: insulin, pancreas, glucose, islet cells. ~Sarah, Excelsior, MN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- [Running with] Extreme Insulins
- We didn’t just bond: We Glucose
- Banting and Panting
- You Sugar Me All Night Long
- No Man Is An Islet
- Tryabetes [or Tri-abetes for Triathlon]
- Pancreassassins
- Don’t Believe the Type
- Diabeat You Up
- Do or Diabetes
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...CAN SOAR SOCIETY
Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our Relay for Life team. We are a group of young survivors and need something great. There are a lot of names like Fight til it’s Right or Fight Through the Night. We want something original. Please help us. ~Amy, Hannibal, MO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Can Soar Society
- The Beat It Dudes
- See You in Health
- Chemochameleons
- Remission Accomplished
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