True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.
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(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Canadians are alcoholics. They all belong to Eh Eh.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Lepers love free software. Especially if it’s open sores.
(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...Which disease devastated Russia for centuries?
CZARS.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you surgically remove bad memories?
Get a happendectomy.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
(12 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
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