During Prohibition did mice visit squeakeasies?
food and drink
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
I refuse to make leek and potato soup. It’s just a vichyssoise circle.
It can be dangerous to eat unskinned meat. You might end up in the more-chew-hairy.
For those trying to give up salty snacks for Lent, I say beer nut afraid.
Do race car drivers skip brake fast?
Indian restaurants suffer from much vindalooism.
What is a Quaker truck driver’s favourite band?
Hall and Oates.
If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?


