I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.
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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...It must be pretty rough living in Corsica.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is there Nintendo in France?
Wii.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...You can accumulate a lot of possessions in Mauritania.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...We know there are big-breasted women in Africa, because that’s the only place where there are zebras.
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