I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
geography
It must be pretty rough living in Corsica.
Is there Nintendo in France?
Wii.
There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.
The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”
You can accumulate a lot of possessions in Mauritania.
We know there are big-breasted women in Africa, because that’s the only place where there are zebras.
What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man?
“I’m yeast and yer a-peein’!”


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