In Scotland all roads lead to loam.
geography
You always get a lot of choice in Andorra.
I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.
I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
It must be pretty rough living in Corsica.
Is there Nintendo in France?
Wii.
There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.
The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”


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