I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.
geography
What do they call the island nation of angry, flatulent chain-smokers?
Mad ass gas cigar.
All the self-mutilators live in Qatar.
Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.
There are holes in France. Trou story.
They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
What’s your Stans on Central Asia?
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami;Â they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.


