Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
geography
I hate going to Belgium. All that hustle and Brussels!
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.
What do they call the island nation of angry, flatulent chain-smokers?
Mad ass gas cigar.
All the self-mutilators live in Qatar.
There are holes in France. Trou story.
They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
What’s your Stans on Central Asia?


