I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
geography
After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.
I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.
Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
Everyone seems to be moving to the Middle East. It’s a case of the Bahrain drain.
When naming mountain ranges, shouldn’t they all be called the Appellations?
Where in Africa does everyone ask for favours? Kenya.
Where are people the meanest?
Armenia.
I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
How do you pay for a hot dog in Geneva? With a Swiss frank.


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