If Sherlock Holmes was featured in a kids’ book would it have been ‘The Man in the Hat’ by Dr. Sleuth?
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new upscale periodical for fashionable, flatulent men. It’s called Ass choir Magazine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The dyslexic enjoyed eating the Da Vinci Code, because he heard there was a lot of roughage in Bran Down novels.
(5 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hungry novelists enjoy dinner with all the fictions.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Was Paris of Troy known for cruelty toward animals?
Yes – when he took a shot at Achilles’ seal.
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