Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
Which actor gave the most grateful Oscar acceptance speech?
T.Hanks.
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
Is the Internet haunted? Behind every link could be a horrifying, astley presence.
Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.