Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
popular culture
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
Who is Lord of the Rings?
Rocky Bilboa!
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
Kittens are taking over the web. It’s a cute d’ekat!
People aren’t happy with music DRM laws against CD ripping and burning. There is a lot of disc content.
What does Phil Knight say to pigeons?
“Shoe.”
I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”