What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”
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You shouldn’t assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.
Mafiosos who mock their friends are apt to dis a peer.
What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
I thought I could figure out the Rubik’s puzzle in under a minute.
What cubris!
Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
Is the Internet haunted? Behind every link could be a horrifying, astley presence.
Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!


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