Is the Internet haunted? Behind every link could be a horrifying, astley presence.
popular culture
Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!
Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
Kittens are taking over the web. It’s a cute d’ekat!
People aren’t happy with music DRM laws against CD ripping and burning. There is a lot of disc content.
The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
TRAGICALLY HIPPO
Dear Pun Gents, I need puns incorporating hippos and current pop songs. Thank you! ~Karen, Seattle, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Just the Way You Artiodactyl
- Back to De-Semi-Aquatic
- Felt Good on My Hippos
- What’s uglier than a hippo? A Rihannaceros.
Which Transformers had fake breasts?
The Decepticones.


