My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.
puns about puns
Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.
The pun about the man with the world’s longest shin? I’ll finish it tomorrow. Tibia continued…
Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.
Puns about liver: they may taste awful, but they’re chock full of iron-y.
A punster’s preferred medium is wrought irony.
Chicken puns are absolutely fowl.
A pointless pun is a yawn sequitur.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
Photographers don’t like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter.


