The Incredible Hulk ran for mayor, on a platform of not raising taxis. Over his head.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The sales of peanut butter cups have plummeted during this reesecession.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget?
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Is there a Greece fire? I see bill owing smoke.
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