Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
the economy
If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!
The Incredible Hulk ran for mayor, on a platform of not raising taxis. Over his head.
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
The sales of peanut butter cups have plummeted during this reesecession.
Korean bankers of late have a very won appearance.
If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget?
Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!
Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.


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