The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
religion
With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.
Atheists lack creed ability.
When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments
Priests recently gained the right to vote, after finally being recognized as legal parsons — despite vicarous opposition.
Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.
I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.
Are Hindus waiting for end of days aka Karma-gettin’?
What happened when Jesus brought the dead pigs back to life?
He turned slaughter into swine!