Atheists find paying homage to God owe deus.
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NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.
A group of transsexuals left the Church in protest, deciding instead to start their own religious group. They bought an old abandoned building and converted it for their services. For their hymns and music they even restored a grand set of pipes…. Needless to say the members of the First Tranny Church were delighted to play with their new sect’s organs.
An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.
In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.