Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
religion
If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
Is the conclave of Catholic Bishops very boring?
Sigh, nod.
An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
Taoism is total rubbish. It’s simply a LaoTze philosophy.
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.


