Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
religion
If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
How to promote Viagra in Muslim countries: “I’ll Lack Bar!“
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
NED: I cut my leg. It’s bleeding.
ED: Quick, get a bandage.
NED: I can’t. I don’t believe in gauze.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true. I am ragnostic.
Atheists find paying homage to God owe deus.
NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.