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05/02/2023

If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

03/20/2023

Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.

(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)

02/27/2022

I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.

(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

03/09/2017

When it comes to Shakespearean accents, Anne Hathaway with words.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

08/14/2009

NED: In Shakepeare’s Merchant of Venison, Shylock offers to sell Antonio a pound of flesh.
ED: Oh deer.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)